Tema kaler ape?

" Kakak, nanti majlis tema kale ape?"
" Hijau "
" Ooo, belah Perak kale ape?"
" Kuning "

Sane kenduri, sini kenduri. Cuti sekolah ni banyak betul kenduri kawen.
In two weeks time, a cousin of mine gonna have a wedding day.
Oh no! I promise with buddies to watch Transformers on the same day. Looks like I am gonna cancel the meeting. haish!

Kakak dah nak kahwin. Kalau ikut cousin belah abah, I'm the next forth person. Itu pun kalau Tina kahwin dulu. Ya, I bet Tina akan kahwin dulu memandangkan semua her bros and sis dah kahwin. Bini and suami sume cun-cun belaka. hikhik. Tina pun not bad, tinggi and sweet =) . Back to the subject, I'm the forth person? Oh no, calon pun takde. Abang Epi confirm tak lama lagi la tu. In 2 two years time confirm jadi majlis. Mak Uteh pun ade cite dia ade la sorang kawan ni tapi tak tau la jadi ke tak. Sis Nurul pun aku rase tak lama. Maklumlah dah jadi PTD kat Wisma Putra, nak kumpul duit pun kejap je tuh.. hehe. lgpun Pak Uda confirm can afford his first daughter nyer wedding nanti..

Tapi kalau ikut urutan cousin belah mak, i've got a long way to go. So don't worry.hehe. Eit, cop..cop..jap..jap... Aah tidak, kalau ikut seniority I'm the fifth. still no differences. Tapi kalau ikut the exact turn me is the second, Aiyo,, lupe pulak belah mak I've got many male's cousin. Confirmnye diorang kahwin lambat pun takpe. Tp major of them dah de calon. So no need to worry. ape kate the next wedding-to-be, a step sis of my mom, the one and only doctor in the family, Dr. Hazimar tolong aku carikan suitable candidate yg ade kat Hospital Seremban. heheh. Ok gak tu.. Erk, tp pesakit takmo la yek..hikhik..

p/s: nak pilih kaler ape ek? kihkih!